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Total Medals Earned: 313 (From 71 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,305 Points

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St. Pattack

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)

Juggling 10 Points

What an entertaining pastime!

The Special Day 10 Points

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Good Shepherd 25 Points

Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...

Life Saver 25 Points

Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.

Master 50 Points

No one can stop you!

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Super Ryucopter

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

quit spamming ya buttmunch 10 Points

throw 100 hadoukens

I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A BEATING 50 Points

defeat all large enemies

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tankmen 2: The Chase

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

88MPH 10 Points

You know I'm a sucker for Back To The Future references!

Bullseye 10 Points

Fire the cannon five times without missing

Marathon 50 Points

Reach 42195m

Tankmen: Battle 2

Medals Earned: 2/22 (15/500 points)

The Start of Something 5 Points

Conquer the first base.

Red Backpack 10 Points

Find the red backpack.

Black Backpack 10 Points

Find the black backpack.

Blue Backpack 10 Points

Find the blue backpack.

Gray Backpack 10 Points

Find the gray backpack.

Green Backpack 10 Points

Find the green backpack.

Kill the Clown 10 Points

Conquer the second base.

Orange Backpack 10 Points

Find the orange backpack.

Pink Backpack 10 Points

Find the pink backpack.

Purple Backpack 10 Points

Find the purple backpack.

Sky Blue Backpack 10 Points

Find the sky blue backpack.

White Backpack 10 Points

Find the white backpack.

Yellow Backpack 10 Points

Find the yellow backpack.

Back to the Grave 25 Points

Conquer the fourth base.

Demise of the Savior 25 Points

Conquer the sixth base.

Hints of Evil 25 Points

Conquer the third base.

Sending Him Back to Hell 25 Points

Conquer the fifth base.

To Kill a Killing Machine 25 Points

Conquer the seventh base.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Find all 11 backpacks.

An Honor Serving 100 Points

Reach General rank.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 6/16 (200/495 points)

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Thieves Away!

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/315 points)

Kill 1 5 Points

Kill someone!

Kill 5 5 Points

kill 5 enemies

Kill 10 5 Points

kill 10 enemies

Kill 15 5 Points

kill 15 enemies

Kill 20 10 Points

kill 20 enemies

Wave 5! 10 Points

Reach wave 5

Kill 50! 25 Points

kill 50 enemies

Wave 10! 25 Points

Reach wave 10

Wave 15! 25 Points

Reach wave 15

Kill 100! 50 Points

kill 100 enemies

Wave 20! 50 Points

Reach wave 20

Wave 50! 100 Points

No f*@^!ng way man!

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)