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Total Medals Earned: 313 (From 71 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,305 Points

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Carol of the Trolls

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)

Troll Carolling 10 Points

Start watching! But will you finish it?

Troll Caroller 25 Points

You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?

Trolling Carollers 50 Points

Watch for the 2nd time!

u mad?? 100 Points

Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/150 points)

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Cripple Cannon

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)

Research Stage 1 Complete 5 Points

complete Research Stage 1

Research Stage 2 Complete 10 Points

complete Research Stage 2

Research Stage 3 Complete 25 Points

complete Research Stage 3

Crossroads:2D

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Count ending 10 Points

You become the count, hurray!

Knight ending 10 Points

You become a knight, hurray!

Old man ending 10 Points

You feel your life crumble in your hands...

Troll ending 10 Points

You got trolled!

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Diesel Valkyrie

Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/185 points)

Stomper 25 Points

Get at least 50 Zombie Stomps in a level

Normandy Boss 5 Points

Defeat the Normandy Boss

Accuracy 10 Points

Get above 90% Accuracy in a level

Berlin Boss 10 Points

Defeat the Berlin Boss

Demigod 10 Points

Complete a level on Demigod difficulty

Bitten 25 Points

Complete a level receiving at least 50 bite marks

Epic! 25 Points

Get an Epic combo (90x)

Leningrad Boss 25 Points

Defeat the Leningrad Boss

BBQ 50 Points

Get a BBQ ratio over 75%

DN8

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/250 points)

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

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Blood on your hands 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge

Job done 50 Points

Complete the game

You're the man 100 Points

Complete all the challenges

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

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Dravalanche

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)

Death by Dravalanche 5 Points

Fall to your death

Slayer 10 Points

Defeat the dragon

Rescued 10 Points

Rescue all the villagers