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Total Medals Earned: 313 (From 71 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,305 Points

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Handless millionaire

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)

Your left hand 5 Points

Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.

Your right hand 5 Points

Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.

Your fingers 25 Points

Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.

Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 3/5 (115/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

Hurry up bob!!!

Medals Earned: 4/17 (65/540 points)

50m 5 Points

reach the first 50m height

sand of time 10 Points

activate time freeze 3 times

lucky Bob 25 Points

not taken any damage until reached 125m height

metalhead 25 Points

break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode

500m 5 Points

reach the first 500m height

it's hurt 10 Points

being hurt by arrows 10 times or more

no offence 10 Points

don't take axe until reached 114m height

1000m 25 Points

reach 1000m height

hot butt 25 Points

touch lava stone 5 times

I hate hedgehog 25 Points

kill 15 or more hedgehog

silent assassin 25 Points

kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode

5000pts 50 Points

reached score 5000pts while Bob alive

caveman killer 50 Points

kill 15 or more caveman

mass murder 50 Points

kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe

turret basher 50 Points

destroy standing turret using axe 5 times

turret destroyer 50 Points

destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)

I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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IceBoy

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)

Pwned! 10 Points

Get pwned by the game!

IcyBitey 5 Points

Find the first secret area!

IceHero 25 Points

Finish the game!

Iced Over

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/115 points)

Game Over 5 Points

Lose a game

You suck 5 Points

End a game with 1 point

View credits 5 Points

Look at the credits

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Icy Cave of Frustration

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)

Loser! 5 Points

You lost the game.

Smash! 5 Points

Kill a caveman with your icicle.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Hit a bird with your icicle.

Care-ibou 10 Points

Show some interest!

Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points

Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.

Popsicle 50 Points

Reach level 15.

Basic Instinct 100 Points

You're the icicle master. Complete the game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Johnny Why Are You Late?

Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)

Sniper 5 Points

Put a scope on it

Bravery 10 Points

Drive without a license!

Speed Devil 25 Points

Drive over 200kph!

Dirty Secrets 50 Points

Open her box.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

LARRY: Doug-Out

Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)

Bloody Doug 25 Points

Beat doug to his bloodiest.

Best Quality In Town 10 Points

Max upgrades in ale quality.

Maxed Weapons 10 Points

Max upgrades in weapons.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.

Endurance Master 50 Points

Last up to day 15.

Maxed Money 50 Points

Earn over $2000 in one day.

Massive Score 100 Points

Reach a score of 1 million

LARRY: Pup Run

Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/75 points)

Barely Broken 5 Points

Smash through a brick wall and survive!

Doug Mount 10 Points

find and ride Doug, the town drunk!

Super Dog 10 Points

Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds

Crushing Victory 5 Points

break 20 hurdles in a single run

Fresh and Fruity 10 Points

eat a super rare Pineapple!

Hungry Muncher 10 Points

Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run

Closest Shave Ever 25 Points

Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run